So when Allen and his co-workers finally hit on the idea that has Google sprinting to their door with a checkbook in hand here are my plans. (It's good to plan for these things you know so they don't hit you by surprise.)
What I would do with two million dollars:
1. Buy a fairly modest house - You can skip the granite bathroom big enough for a roller rink so long as I get my windows. Having an acre or so yard would be great too.
2. Invest in a couple or 50 acres close to/adjoining the family farm.
3. Label one sock under the bed "Think about using this to buy a ski-boat/bowrider."
4. Label the other sock under the bed "Think about using this to by a camper of some sort."
5. Buy two dresses from Stop Staring
6. Put all the rest in fairly secure assets.
7. Not argue if Allen wants to buy me a strand of pearls.
1 comment:
oh my, those dresses are just divine!
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